Ollie Swap

Ollie Swap is a Tor-only instant swap service between BTC, BCH, DASH, LTC, and XMR — no clearnet URL exists, no accounts, no email, no logs. Listed at Grade C as the directory default for a new no-KYC exchange (methodology tenure rule for high-loss-asymmetric categories); a path to B would need several months of clean operation and independent third-party mentions.

Product. Five-coin instant swap across a privacy-adjacent bench (Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash, Dash, Litecoin, Monero). Both Fixed Rate (15-minute lock) and Float Rate are on offer. Per-coin fees run 3–4% and are published transparently in the reserve panel. The order flow is single-page: pick a pair, enter your refund address, enter your payout address, submit — no account, no email, no signup wall.

The Tor-only design. The actual swap runs only from the onion at `ollieswap3326bz5qksmarnytpiyeceeuq33sb26noc7hd6by6ib4fyd.onion` — no CDN vendor to compel, no clearnet TLS certificate on the swap flow, no DNS trail on the transaction path. The operator does maintain a small clearnet entry page at `https://ollie.la/` that announces the service, lists its features, and offers PGP-signed text for identity verification — but the entry page's only two buttons are *Access via Tor* and *PGP signed text*; the swap itself is not reachable from clearnet. That is the strongest privacy posture in the Instant Swaps shelf today. Practical implication for the reader: you can browse `ollie.la` from a normal browser to verify the operator identity, but you need Tor Browser to actually place a swap. Our `/go/ollieswap` handler routes clearnet visitors to the operator's own `ollie.la` entry page and Tor visitors directly to the onion.

Tenure and volume. The operator publishes their own founding date and total volume on the homepage under a diary section (started 2026-06-20; 36 swaps totalling roughly $8,113 as of listing). That puts Ollie Swap at approximately one month old at the time of listing, with a small but transparent trade history. This candor about size is a positive signal; many operators in this category obscure their tenure or invent it.

Reserves and transparency. Per-coin reserves are published directly on the homepage — at listing time roughly 0.13 BTC, 1,196 XMR, 9.28 BCH, 31.33 DASH, 141.84 LTC (≈ $434K total, XMR-heavy). Publishing reserves at all is unusual for onion swap operators; publishing them XMR-first is a genuine editorial-alignment signal. A warrant canary is published at `/en/canary` on the onion, PGP-signed with the operator's main key — check the timestamp before any large trade.

PGP identity. The operator publishes three keys on the onion at `/en/pgp`, mirrored on xmr.club at `/pgp/ollieswap/` for clearnet verification convenience:

• Main (Ed25519) — cert + sign + encrypt. Fingerprint `25B8 8F65 E3E0 C441 6BF5 9286 237F 6237 A943 41A7`. Created 2026-06-12 — eight days before the operator's public launch date, i.e. infrastructure was set up before the store opened.
• Fallback (RSA 4096) — long-term backup for tools that do not support Ed25519. Fingerprint `2E2E 2B29 9C2F 07B2 EFB3 3ECA AE90 6939 D615 3492`. Created 2026-06-22.
• Server (Ed25519) — separate identity for the service-facing side, compartmentalised from the main operator identity. Fingerprint `FA58 F699 7280 EE4F EC6B 2218 2E2A 1513 4454 D41C`. Created 2026-06-12.

Three keys with clearly-scoped roles + operator/service compartmentalisation is unusually good key hygiene for a one-month-old solo project — a real editorial-alignment signal.

Loyalty Code. Because Ollie Swap intentionally has no registration or authentication, every swap gets its own UUID identifier (per the operator's own explanation in `/en/faq?tab=loyalty` on the onion). The user saves that UUID as their swap credential — they can then create additional swaps under the same UUID or continue an in-progress swap by pasting it back into the order form. It is not a discount or referral scheme; it is a repeat-swap identifier for a service that does not want to hold accounts. If you lose the UUID and the browser session, the swap-side history is unreachable — same architectural trade-off as any no-account instant-swap operator.

Operator surface. Sole-operator project with a spider-themed Ollie persona (visible in the diary + emoji-forward navigation). Primary reachability is by email via the address the operator provided on the submission form; we do not surface that publicly because the operator has not published it on their own site. Forums are referenced in the page footer but the exact URLs live on the onion — check there before you deposit. The sole-operator posture means the bus factor is one — a real consideration versus a team-run service where multiple hands can respond to incidents.

What C means here. Grade C on our rubric reads acceptable-with-reservations — verify the caveats before depositing. Reservations for Ollie Swap: (a) one-month curator-side tenure — this is genuinely new; (b) sole-operator bus-factor of one; (c) small total volume (36 swaps at listing) so the operator has not yet demonstrated behaviour at scale; (d) Tor-only means you must use Tor Browser and cannot access the service on clearnet. None of these are structural flaws — they are just the shape of a young, sole-operator, privacy-forward project. Path to B would require sustained operation over several months, an independent third-party review, and a visible-but-modest volume growth curve without any loss incident.

Currency and language support. Fifteen fiat currencies for USD-value display (not fiat trading — Ollie Swap is crypto-crypto only). Twenty-plus UI languages including EN / CS / DE / EL / ES / FR / IT / PL / PT-BR / RO / RU / TR / UK / JA / KO / ZH — unusually broad i18n coverage for a one-person shop.

Community presence. The operator maintains three onion-only community channels reachable via Tor Browser: a Dread thread at `dreadytofatroptsdj6io7l3xptbet6onoyno2yv7jicoxknyazubrad.onion/d/OllieSwap`, a Tenebris community page at `tenebrispoyfrcup4k24lciwrh4gc5735hmld4dweq7his7zh423opqd.onion/c/ollieswap`, and a Pitch handle at `pitchprash4aqilfr7sbmuwve3pnkpylqwxjbj2q5o4szcfeea6d27yd.onion/@ollieswap`. Read those before any large trade — third-party community discussion is where post-swap complaints and operator responses land.

Bottom line. A very young, sole-operator, Tor-only privacy-first swap with a focused five-coin privacy-adjacent bench (BTC/BCH/DASH/LTC/XMR) and transparently-published reserves held on the operator's own infrastructure rather than aggregated from third-party liquidity providers, plus a candid tenure disclosure. Genuinely aligned with the no-KYC Monero directory mission. Grade C reflects the tenure default; the operator's editorial posture is strong.